Muscat Away Day

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So over the extended weekend I kitted myself out with a modest home gym. I travelled to Muscat and bought the only size inflatable burst proof ball (at 65 cm it’s the wrong size) I could find. I bought trainers, resistance bands, weights and pyjamas.

I also purchased real chocolate chip shortcake biscuits and (luxury of luxuries) Marks and Spencer’s underwear. It’s incredible how little it takes for one to feel slightly more at home in the first few weeks of arriving in a new country. I’ve got the best of both worlds really. Ibra is cheap and only one and a half hours from Muscat. For all the little creature comforts not available in Ibra, I can head to Muscat but for the rest of the time I can eat out at restaurants in Ibra for the price of a coffee or a muffin in Muscat.

I have a long to-do list that includes watching the sun set in the desert then spending the night in a desert camp. I’m still too disoriented to write anything creatively but I hope that will soon change. This environment should inspire me.

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Never Dull

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In the words of Rakim,

It’s been a long time. I shouldn’t have left you.

My life is full of adventure and surprises however. Who would have thought that my plans to give up travelling would be derailed so spectacularly. I moved from Germany back to England to pursue a language teaching related degree that would separate me from the gap year, backpacker teachers and secure me some sort of job security. That was the plan and it was on track. I taught on the Newcastle University academic English pre-sessional programme. My resume was excited. How good was this going to look? I finished teaching on the pre-sessional programme and started the master’s degree in Linguistics and Language Acquisition. Everything okay so far.

So what went wrong? Well there were fewer international students in need of in-sessional English language courses so fewer teachers were needed. The rest is history. With no income, I could hardly continue on the part-time M.A. course. So I’m back on the road. And I daresay this road is just as exciting as Kerouac’s in its own way.

I’m now teaching in Oman but no, I’m not in Muscat. I’m in serene Ibra. My urbane lifestyle might not be so happy since I’m miles away from my darling Munich with its multitude of diversions but my bank account is gradually starting to purr like the proverbial cat that go the cream. So here are one or two pictures of Ibra. Would love to upload more pictures and show you more, but the mobile broadband link on my laptop has other ideas. Enjoy.

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Shifting Grains

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How long has it been since we chatted? I’m sorry I left you forlorn for so long. I was going through so many changes that my existence was just off-kilter. That is to say I had a grand vision of where I was heading but the everyday minutiae had me worried. Since my last post I’ve:

  1. spent six months as an in-house Business English teacher in Pointe Noire, Republic of Congo for an Oil and Gas Exploration company;
  2. been accepted onto an M.A. Linguistics course at the University of Vienna with a view to continuing onto a PhD;
  3. lost the place on the M.A. in Vienna because I was unable to confirm acceptance from Congo;
  4. felt a personal loss at not being able to experience an academic existence in Vienna (it is such a beautiful, historic city);
  5. returned to Munich to work and also did one or two-week long teaching seminar stints in Vienna;
  6. successfully applied for an M.A. with a view to a PhD in Linguistics/Language Acquisition at Newcastle University;
  7. applied for and gained a pre-sessional teaching contract for Academic English to Newcastle University post-graduate students.

So, being keen to avoid the South East of England (since I always felt I was treated like an unwanted step-child down south), I’m now in Newcastle and I’m loving it. Everything is still very new and the work load is pretty heavy so it will take me a while to get my bearing. The creative writing scene seems very lively here so I really need to get my network on. Beyond that comes the need to secure a part-time teaching job for the post pre-sessional post period and all will be right with the world. Did you like my little consonance play there? No, I agree. It’s not my best work.

So listen, I’m not really sure how many of you out there are still actively following the blog but I’ve got to love you and leave you for now. I’ll be taking pictures of Newcastle for the blog and I hope to explore the north of England and Edinburgh as time goes by. It’ll be good to visit the lake district to see if I can rediscover the England I found in books before I ever came to England. The South East (more accurately, sections of the South East) managed to kill the England of my childhood imagination the first few times I was racially profiled as a pre-pubescent child. That’s why over the years I’ve travelled so much… because I love to love. I love to love mankind, landscapes, architecture, culture but the South East drove me perilously close to hating. By travelling I could hold on to what was best about England, allow the negative to float away and continue to love from a distance. So far, the north has shown me nothing but love. I’m still afraid to totally let go and to accept that people will just allow me to be me and to blossom. Imprisoning oneself in a cage while waiting for the other shoe to drop is no way to live however.

Irrespective of how I’m treated over the next few years (because I tend to get ultra-sensitive to slurs and insults whenever I step on British soil) I must remember that I’m responsible for my own actions. Irrespective of the potential provocations of others I just have to remind myself that I am happiest and most at peace when I continue to love to love – in the purest, most unselfish sense of the word love. As we part I will say, “Thank you for showing me love Newcastle. I love you back with both your positive features and your flaws”.

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Hiatus

I’ve been away for a while but now I’m back… sort off. I’ll be taking an extended period of leave from my blogging until mid September 2010. The fact is I’m jetting off to fresh fields for the summer (a teaching corporate secondment to be precise). Makes me feel rather like a diplomat, especially since I’ll be the in-house language instructor for a multinational company. So I’ll be my company’s man inside another company. As I’m being wined and dined at the multinational’s expense in my language/ communication consultant role, I think it only fair to keep the name of my corporate host private.

You’ll note I’ve never divulged the English language company I work for. This isn’t because it’s top secret as it’s a well known company. I simply wish to keep my teaching and writing lives somewhat separate. Anyhow, enjoy your summer and I’ll see you back here in September.

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Well I Was Walking in Memph… I Mean Starnberg

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Last weekend I finally did it (8th May 2010). And I hadn’t even intended to. I simply wanted to chart the exact course but I ended up going the whole way. Yes, I cycled from Munich to Starnberg to see the famous Starnberg Lake. Though the route is supposedly some 26 km from the centre of Munich I’m sure that with my constant detours I cycled closed to 35 km. On Friday I had no lessons so I tried to make the trip but a crucial part of the designated cycle route was blocked due to road works so I used Google maps to chart a new course. Since Google only provides walking and car routes this was a compromise. I found out soon enough that I had to improvise. Parts of the walking route were steep stairs built for hikers to get from the level ground of Thalkirchen up the escarpment to Solln.

With the aid of my Google directions and Munich map combined I found an alternate route and made my way to the gentler climb that is Isartalbahnweg which flanks a golf course. If you ever make your way to Munich and decide to follow the cycle routes beyond the Munich city centre, be warned, you need a racing or a mountain bike. I have neither but what I do have are strong legs courtesy of a sporting past and a healthy lifestyle. The gentler climb referred to was therefore fairly arduous with a straight back posture. Nevertheless, I made my way up the 2.5 kilometre long climb, took a right turn at the top and arrived at Wolfratshauser Strasse in Solln. I took another right and cycled until I reached a field and decided to explore (a detour that bore no fruit when I realised it was taking me back downhill to Munich). I returned to my original detour spot and cycled past the field and hospital on the left till I reached Siemensallee and turned left. The name of this very, very, very long road changed twice until I reached Forstenrieder Allee and turned left. From here I cycled until Forstenrieder Allee became St2065. The St2065 is a quiet two lane side road which runs parallel to an autobahn. Now on my Google directions I was assured I only had 6 km to go before reaching Starnberg and indeed there were only 6 km until I reached Starnberg Municipality. I soon discovered after passing the sign announcing Starnberg Landkreis there was still a way to go before reaching Starnberg town and Starnbergersee (the lake).

Now my original intention had been to chart the route until St2065 road then turn back to attempt the journey another day. I should have known it was unwise to go through with this expedition given that every other cyclist on the road to Starnberg was kitted out in professional looking tour-de-France gear. Every other cyclist was on a racing bicycle as opposed to my unwieldy town bicycle. Not to be deterred I struck out with my straight back riding position and oh the horror, the horror of seeing myself passed by every cyclist on the road. I actually took on a cycling couple and whizzed past them for about a kilometre but (after the Thalkirchen/Solln ordeal) my energy was quickly sapped by the rather gentle slopes. I was doing 50% more work to achieve the same result attained by these slinky, graphite frame bicycle riders and I just gave up.

As you’ll see from the pictures that follow, I did make it to Starnberg – much to the surprise of the couple I had whizzed past momentarily. On the way back to Munich the couple went past me again and the man turned to look at me as though to say, “You actually made it to Starnberg on that bicycle?” I was happy to let him think I was also making the return journey by bicycle but the truth is I was heading to Starnberg train station. My body had had enough punishment and I felt lethargic after having the lunch I had brought along. I gave up red meat a year ago (I lapsed occasionally) and recently gave up poultry so that I’ve been a fish eating “vegetarian” for about two weeks now. I was therefore interested to see how my body would cope. As I lolled in my seat on the train back I thought about just how effortless the whole trip would have been if I owned one of those slinky, graphite frame bicycles. Never mind, I love my town bike nonetheless.

For anyone who wants to try this at some point, you might prefer the more scenic route along the Würm river. For this route, make your way to Planegg or Gauting from Munich (by train if needs be) then find the Würm and happy cycling.

 

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Dash Of The Titans

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My mind has been a relative blank lately writing-wise. This is ironic since I’ve been teaching an academic writing course to a group of university students – (as an aside, I have some standard composition course books but to any other teachers out there who find themselves teaching such a course, go to the Purdue University online writing lab. It’s inspired).

While searching for something to share with you I stumbled across two Economist magazine style faux articles I wrote in 2004 whilst living in Mexico. In response to a job vacancy advert for a reporter I put together an application package which included these faux reports. At the time of the application I was teaching at two Mexico City based universities. I was fed up with teaching and wanted a career change but wasn’t going to lie and make up a journalist background. The two articles were concocted to show off my writing skills. I was totally upfront about the articles being fake (as if one couldn’t tell from reading them). In the event, not only did I not get the job, my application wasn’t even acknowledged. Such is life sometimes but I envisage people  one day joking and saying, “Can you believe that phenomenal, multiple prize-winning author was turned down for a journalistic post?” No prizes for guessing I’m alluding to China and Japan in what follows. Read on and enjoy.

 

 

(Faux article)

THE DASH OF THE TITANS

BY MOGBOLAHAN KOYA-OYAGBOLA
 

The creeping rise in consumer spending of the past five years has resulted in a belated but nevertheless very welcome narrowing of Salaban’s deflationary gap. The Salabanese government, going against its usual policy of bailing out failing banks, stood by last week as the Industrial Bank of Salaban and Fujisushi Banking Corporation went under. This confirmed Prime Minister Gambattey’s reformist credentials and boosted market confidence. Jonathan Glibfellow, senior analyst at Goldman Morgan Bank best summed up the mood of the market with his comment: “It appears the old girl is indeed intent on sticking to her election campaign promise of not shying away from unpopular measures to get the economy back on track”. Contrary to the predictions of economic alarmists, the Tokugawa stock exchange finished the day on a high of 324 after the bank crashes. This was the first time in two years the TSE had breached the 300 point benchmark.

The Harvard educated governor of the Bank of Salaban Mochi Sashimi was in fine fettle as he stated, “Statistics show that the bank’s decision to increase the supply of money in circulation is indeed getting people to spend more. The industrial base is rebounding nicely and we’re cautiously edging closer to the feel good factor of the late 80s”. With the historically acrimonious relations between Salaban and its giant neighbour to the south, Mr Sashimi was loath to credit the real saviour. Salaban has The People’s Republic of Filona to thank for the newfound spring in the step of its industrial base. Filona’s mad dash to build a market economy has seen its demand for heavy machinery, steel, petroleum, tin and many other commodities, soar, pushing up prices in the world market. It is to this state of affairs that Salaban owes it reversal of fortune.

Of the twenty-year recession, Mr Sashimi blithely remarked, “The King is dead. Long live the king”. By dint of luck or wisdom, the governor (who incidentally, is also the finance minister) has overseen a shift for the better in his country’s economic fortunes. There is even talk of the raising of the base rate, which had been frozen at its present level for ten years, by half a percentage point to the stratospheric height of 0.5%. It appears the jewel in the crown of the Asian Titans, as Salaban was so fondly known, is feeling sprightly again. Here is hoping the other Asian economies come out of the doldrums to quite literally give Salaban a run for its money and administer a much-needed panacea to the global economy.  ■

© Mogbolahan Koya-Oyagbola 2004

 

 

(Faux letter to a fictitious weekly news magazine)

Letter

Sir – As a former employee of University of South-East America, I found your article (“The Dons are Not to Blame”, April 3rd) truly commendable. It is a little known fact that many of the universities in this country are little more than hollow academic shells that are propped up for tax avoidance purposes. The situation is further exacerbated by the government policy of awarding grants to universities in direct proportion to the number of PhDs in the faculty. The ranking system is thereby completely based on assumed research capacity. This does nothing to reflect the ability of the institution to actually teach.

A case in point is a good friend of mine – let’s call him Gutierrez – who is undoubtedly a very bright man indeed. His pursuits are best kept to the field of research however because he simply cannot teach. Faced with an audience of first year undergraduates, he mumbles, stutters and turns a bright puce colour inside the first five minutes of a one-hour lecture.

My friend is at least artless in his cheating of the students out of a meaningful learning experience. Others take a quite insouciant attitude towards their teaching duties. They are not entirely to blame however as morale is at an all time low. During my tenure, almost all the PhDs were culled from Eastern Europe or China at bargain prices and arrived to find the university lacking in research facilities or indeed a spirit of intellectual vigour. It didn’t take the new arrivals long to develop a deep cynicism. They quickly developed the habit of simply doing enough to get by while receiving their salaries and applying for positions at more reputable institutions in Canada, the U.S and/or Western Europe.

© Mogbolahan Koya-Oyagbola 2004

 

 

 

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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I’ve been away for a while. I was researching Vienna amongst other things. I recall sharing my bicycle acquisition experience in an earlier post. Yes I bought a bicycle for €20.00 (the cost of some repair work to the brakes) then found I couldn’t open the padlock for three months. I finally got the lock cut and I’m as happy as Larry because Munich has so many bicycle trails that run along the Isar river and other streams. Scenic doesn’t even begin to describe how beautiful these trails are. I think I can safely mention the first name of my benefactor without revealing her full identity. It’s a common enough first name so Sue, thank you soooo much for the bicycle. It’s truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Alas I now have a problem with another lock. After the bicycle lock was cut I gleefully threw away the key (I had a number combination replacement lock ready). Imagine my surprise when I was unable to open my basement storage yesterday. That’s right, I threw the wrong key away. Life is a comedy of errors. Nevertheless, here are some pictures I took yesterday while riding along the Isar. I left home at 8 am, cycled to Pullach (12 km away) then cycled back before showering and going to work. Isn’t that just the perfect way to start the day? There’s a really great bakery in Pullach so this might become a routine for days when I start work in the afternoon. My quality of life satisfaction index must have shot up by at least 1000% just as a result of this bicycle. I may not be materially rich at this particular moment but I’m a billionaire in spirit. Munich just keeps on revealing its hidden beauties to me. And get this, rich white dudes, old ladies and school children alike smile at me as I ride past. A brother could get used to this. Ah, the ironies of life. To be largely rejected and spurned in my two homes while so effortlessly acknowledged abroad. Enough rambling – enjoy the pictures.

I like to ride my bicycle

Not so wild life

Ye can see yonder stream methinks

Come summer, nude sunbathers abound beneath this bridge... if you're into that sort of thing

No need for words

Yeah it's more bridge... I love this bridge and the view's not bad either

And you can walk onto the river bank

I don't sunbathe myself but if you do, pick your spot

Been pretty cold so far but at about 8.45 the spring sun is finally heating things up

Take a deep breathe before the next picture

Take a deeep breath now

Doesn't this just take your breath away

Don't know about you but I'm in heaven

Don't want you to get lost so keep up now

Hope you're keeping up

I know you're starting to love Munich too

Seeing through the floorboard 200 metres straight down is a little unnerving

I know, I love Munich too... Thanks for travelling with me... Come back soon, yer hear

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The Isar… What A Trip Man!

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Oh I’m feeling all tingly today. Being on a history kick right now, I ordered the book, Politics and Society in South Eastern Nigeria 1841-1906 by K.K. Nair. Imagine my surprise when about a month later the book which finally arrived from the amazon.co.uk marketplace bookseller was, Questions and Answers on Conversation with God by Neale Donald Walsch. I was furious and made my feelings known to the bookseller. I cancelled my original order and made it clear I certainly wasn’t going to pay the postage to return the book. If they wanted it back they would have to send me an international postal order. They told me not to worry and to simply recycle the book. I fully intended to however before adding it to the pile of books at my workplace book swap pile I remembered something my mother always says – “Nothing happens by accident”.

“What’s the harm in the reading the book before recycling it,” I thought. So after reading the bible and a little bit of the Koran (while living in Mexico), some Buddhist writing by Thik Naht Hahn while visiting Bellingham on a daytrip from Vancouver (I’ve probably misspelt the name), the Upanishad and more Buddhist books while in Munich, I guess I’ve shifted from the history back to the spiritual kick. And I say spiritual as opposed to religious advisedly. I can categorically state that religion is not for me because most religions (however worthwhile their teachings) delve into the tactic of controlling the mind through fear sooner or later. Oh and I only read a little bit of the Koran because the copy I bought was an awkward translation. To anyone who has ever been concerned about individuals who give the bible a literal reading you should be equally concerned about anyone who gives the Koran a literal reading without appropriate cultural-historical behavioural adjustments. We’d all be best advised to visualise a future in which there is increased understanding between all peoples on the planet.

So back to the author, Neale Donald Walsch and that bookseller who sent me the wrong book – I thank you both from the bottom of my heart. Oh and yes I will recycle the book after I finish reading it… Of course then I’ll have to buy myself another copy. In the meantime I’ve reordered the history book through another bookseller. If when this order arrives it turns out to be another spiritual book, I won’t even bother to complain or demand a refund. I’ll take it as a sign that for now I’m not supposed to read history books and I’ll defer my history reading to a later date.

Lest you think the tingly sensation mentioned at the top of this post refers to a spiritual reawakening, I’m referring to tingling muscles (as for my spirit that tingles perpetually). I finally got the chain cut off my bicycle. I think I mentioned in an earlier post that I bought a bicycle, chained it then couldn’t open the lock again. Well on Friday I carried the bicycle to a bicycle repair shop, showed them the key which entered the lock but wouldn’t budge it and they kindly cut it for me. Then I had to replace the kick stand because while standing the bike up I broke the catch. It doesn’t rain but it pours and nothing happens by accident. On Saturday after starting the day with a Yoga session, I rode my liberated bicycle along the Isar from Lehel all the way to Unterföhring and back hence my tingling muscles. I took in the lovely scenery as I rode along beside the river. Even as Vienna beckons, I have to affirm once again that I love Munich and I love my life, I really do.

Going cycling again and I’ll be listening to this.

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Coming Back To Myself

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The last few posts were clearly very political. I went back on my own rule not to be controversial or confrontational on this blog. There are no regrets however because it was a somewhat selfless act; after all I live a simple but contented life in Munich. There’s really no need for me to worry or comment on the suffering of Nigerians back in Nigeria. Having purged myself of my ire, I intend to come back to myself and regain my equanimity. Anything I do, I will do from beyond the political fray. Come what may, I will strive once more to avoid political commentary. 

I spent last week in Vienna. I resist the temptation to gloat here so I say the following with sincere joy – Vienna is a beautiful, beautiful city. My four days and nights away were not a luxury break however. Though I got to go out in the evenings, I actually went to Vienna to teach two intensive Business English skills seminar courses. I departed from Munich on the evening of Sunday 14th March. After a four and a half hour train journey I arrived at the Westbahnhof. By the time I figured out the tickets I needed to buy for my stay, made a few queries in bad German, got to my hotel, checked in and unpacked it was past 10 pm. I worked from Monday to Thursday (9.30 to 4.30) and caught the 18.20 train back to Munich on 18th March. This meant I only had three evenings in which I could tour the city. Since I was booked into a very comfortable but modest three star hotel, there were no evening meals provided. With guidebook in hand I therefore put the company provided per diem to good use by frequenting suggested cafés and sampling some of the less calorie rich desserts after dinner. 

On Monday evening I went to café Figlmüller on 5 Wollzeille without a reservation – bad idea. I eventually redirected my steps to the mirror laden café Schwartzenberg on Kärntner Ring 17 (get off at Karlsplatz on U1, U2 or U4 underground lines). On Tuesday I went to Vapiano (get off at Herrengasse on U3 underground line) then went to café Diglas for an Apfel Strudel dessert. On Wednesday evening I returned to café Diglas on 10 Wollzeille (get off at Stephansplatz on U1 or U3 underground lines) had a full meal and dessert. One word of warning, with Austrian cafés there are smoking and non-smoking sections side by side. This means if like me, you are none smokers you will be subjected to passive smoking. Munich is a luxury from that perspective since restaurants are completely non-smoking unless otherwise specified. Another word of warning is that the waiters are congenitally grumpy. It was comical to see the waiter serving me at café Schwartzenberg becoming temporarily genial and going so far as to speak English to me (a demand I hadn’t made of him) after I gave him a generous tip. Grumpy or not I left a tip because, I’ve waited tables before and a waiter has to be very rude to me before I refuse to leave a tip. 

Losing umbrellas has become something of a trademark of mine and this trip was no exception. On my return trip I initially got on the wrong carriage then realised I had to move to the front carriages because the train was due to decouple in Salzburg. Had I remained on my carriage I would have ended up in Innsbruck. I duly disembarked and couldn’t figure out why I felt somewhat light. Five minutes to departure time it came to me but I refused to leave my seat. I chalked that up to another lost umbrella. 

There are lovelorn umbrellas awaiting my return in places as far-flung as Mexico City, Nuremberg, Vancouver, Tokyo and now on a Railjet train. There’s no telling where this particular umbrella will end up – Bucharest, Budapest, Prague, Innsbruck, Linz, Vienna, Salzburg? I wish you well umbrella. This post wouldn’t be complete without a few pictures. Sorry if they’re a little dark but all I could manage after a day’s teaching was a whirlwind march through the centre of Vienna. Did I mention Vienna is a beautiful city? I love you Munich, really I do but if I were offered a job in Vienna right now, with the right salary package, I’d move. In an ideal world the University of Vienna would offer me an English for academic purposes teaching position and a generous stipend so I could pursue a PhD in English Linguistics on the side. Ah bliss! 

Vienna State Opera

Vienna State Opera

 

Approach to Michaelerplatz

Approach to Michaelerplatz

 

Michaelerplatz

Michaelerplatz

 

Plague column on Graben

Plague column on Graben

 

Stephansdom

Stephansdom

 

Stephansdom from behind

Stephansdom from behind

 

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Stephansdom from behind_2

 

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Letter From MABO

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Dear Nigeria,

Sorry I neglected to get in touch for so long but I’ve been really busy. Even now I’m pretty busy. An average day sees me starting work at 8 am and finishing at 9.30 pm since we teachers work when others can spare time from their 9 to 5 schedules. I can’t complain though because things were dry for a while on the work front. It’s very much a case of work droughts followed by work floods. Today I made a little time to write because yesterday I stumbled across certain chaps called Europe, Asia, America and World in a bar. They were saying the most horrid things about you old friend. And how their words hurt!

They hurt so because they were words of truth.

Hopefully you remember me from 1995 when I last called on you. This is Mogbolahan Koya-Oyagbola. I’m not sure if I ever told you why I changed my name from Oyagbola to Koya-Oyagbola a few years back. I did it as a kind of statement of defiance against my penurious state in England. It has served its purpose however and I have dropped the Koya in thought if not yet officially. “De” in Yoruba names is the affix for “come/arrive” and “ayo” means joy. Perhaps I’ll change my name from Ko-iya Koya (the refutation of suffering) to Ko-ayo-de Kayode or Mu-ayo-de Mayode (bring or cause joy to arrive) or Je-ayo-de Jayode (born eating joy on and before arrival). I’ll appreciate your thoughts on this as it’s a work in progress.

The last time we spoke in 2006 I told you about my brother’s intention to run for the federal senate. Following conversations with him I understood his motivation and intentions and hoped for his success. You on the other hand simply laughed your sad laugh, shook your head and said he didn’t stand a chance.

I nourished the delicate flower hope but in the end you were of course proved right in your doubts as hope’s petals wilted and blew away. It is a sad truth that boils down to this – Now only crooks and gangsters seem to get anywhere in that country and self interest is what motivates everyone. This is borne out by my brother’s failure to get beyond the primaries in the senate race. In spite of what many might think my family has never been a family of unscrupulous looters and power brokers. My mother was a civil servant then an entrepreneur before my dad pushed her into politics. As for my brother… to cut a long story short the primaries were rigged and older brother Oyagbola got a mere three votes. Anybody with some level of political savvy knows that even a dead cat with no name recognition polls more than three votes.

At least my mother got past the primaries stage way back in the late 70’s. Of course intimidation and vote rigging eventually deprived her of a senate seat so that a carpet bagger ended up winning in the Egbado senatorial district. Yet for all that she was given a cabinet portfolio for the first term and though I used to curse how that transformed the Oyagbola family into the struggling middle class (she was detained after the Buhari military coup and the army regime went on to destroy the publishing industry so mum’s bookstore business crashed) I can now walk with my head held high knowing your starving millions cannot point accusing fingers at an Oyagbola.

Anyway, I digress. My reason for writing is to reveal just how appalled I am by the moral bankruptcy of your so-called leaders. Not a day passes that I do not hear others sniggering as I walk into a bar or restaurant. I was in fact supposed to submit a short story to an anthology due to be published next year in New York and London. The deadline is June 2010 and the brief is to write uplifting stories about Nigeria. Though getting selected for the anthology would do wonders for my author profile and book sales I find I’m unable to think of anything uplifting to write – perhaps something a la Tolstoy showing the courage of the downtrodden masses. But would that be uplifting?

Nigeria, right now I am just so disgusted by what’s going on in your courtyard and I want to contribute in some way to help bring about change. I now live and work in Germany as an English language teacher so clearly I’m a man of humble means. I am certainly not in a position to make monetary contributions or to give on the ground support. I am also uninterested in affiliations with political parties because I’ve seen enough at close quarters to know that well meaning people like my mother and the late Aminu Kano don’t get very far. What I can do is be the voice in the Diaspora.

Feed me with information about what is going on and I can write essays and articles in wonderful, impassioned prose to better bring it to world attention. Having done the writing however, you will have to help me to get it into newspapers back home. My efforts so far have proved unsuccessful. The feedback my mother gets each time she approaches a newspaper house with something I’ve written is that the situation in the country is too sensitive to publish such a piece. Her response, like mine is, “If you won’t publish this now when the centre cannot hold and things are falling apart, when will you publish?” I’ve written to Professor Chinua Achebe and Professor Wole Soyinka at their faculty email addresses in the hopes of eliciting moral backing to get into newsprint. I daresay they are very busy men and so far I’ve drawn blanks. I fervently wish to be of service because I see gloom, doom, disaster ahead and I’m tired of this feeling of helplessness.

Nigeria, you don’t seem to realise how many fires are raging around you. But then that is hardly surprising given that your so-called leaders have pushed your head deep into the sand. There may well be some well meaning politicians left but quite frankly I’ve lost faith in the political process and short of electoral reform, I see another Somalia looming. I see it and it frightens me.

They say all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men and women to say and do nothing. I don’t know that I am good but I do intend to do something. Beyond just writing the way forward for me ultimately will be to set up or align myself with NGOs working at grass roots level to directly alleviate the poverty all around you through sanitation/healthcare, education and micro business projects. I’ve actually already devised a fairly detailed plan of where these projects would be located. I would focus on neglected communities within your easterly side (Borno State, Plateau, Taraba, Adamawa, Benue, Cross Rivers, Rivers, Abia, Imo, Akwa Ibom, Ebonyi, Rivers, Bayelsa and the marginalised Ketu/Yewa part of Ogun State where my parents are from). Then at least I would be able to see the works of my hands and the results at close quarters.

First thing is first – I need to continue in my efforts to make a name for myself as a writer so that I become credible to U.N. and donor agencies. If you’re wondering, “Why the east, he’s a Yoruba from the west,” that’s precisely the reason. To talk about ethnic loyalty in 2010 (I refuse to use the word tribe) is just such an insult to the idea of you Nigeria. I pray to be able to accomplish this to some degree so that by the time the leaping inferno licking at your heels finally consumes you I will have saved a few and also helped many to make new starts in other parts of the world if needs be. Then like Oskar Schindler, even if I lament not having saved more, I can at least try to assuage my guilt with the knowledge that I saved a few.

I am very serious about the proposals I’ve put to you so do please start compiling the information I need. If I’m unable to make my submission deadline because I’m too pained to write uplifting pieces then I can at least write rational critiques to stir the imagination. And while you’re at it, please send me a list of the most impoverished parts of the states mentioned above. I’ve made Oskar Schindler my role model and while I may not yet have the means to set up an NGO, as God is my witness, I hope to get there. I will get there; I am there!

I look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Mogbolahan Adegoke Babatunde Oyagbola (MABO)

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